Indecent exposure?! What's that? This retired tooters waitress costume for men comes with neon orange 100% polyester shorts, a 65/35 cotton and polyester blend white t-shirt, and a flesh sagging boob shirt. The white shirt has the saying "Retired Tooters" and is intentionally short and loose so that the boobs sag underneath. The shorts feature an elastic wast. For all the years you've worked as a waitress, it's time to let it all hang out.

Size	Shirt Chest	Shirt Length	Shorts Waist	Shorts Length
Standard	47"	14 1/2"	22" - 44"	18"
*Note: Measurements are of the actual item. We recommend adding 3-4 inches for movement, except for form-fitting costumes.

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